candidlycara:

John Oliver is not fucking around in the least. 



I mean, think of the odds.
Once I tried to calculate them, but they’re astronomical.

If I drink enough coffee, I can simulate being alive.
Dave Foley (via vital-dust)

designstroy:

(via berliozian)

Life.


sad40oz:

im street now 

http://hipsterbrigadier.tumblr.com/post/95147364744

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal…

Your floor is hideously uncomfortable as well you bastard.

I’m up in 5 hours for work.

Why am I binge watching the us office?

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pantsareunwelcome:

adventure time taught me how to deal with people who ask dumb questions



best of mark corrigan