John Oliver is not fucking around in the least.
I mean, think of the odds.
Once I tried to calculate them, but they’re astronomical.
Dave Foley (via vital-dust)
im street now
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal…
Your floor is hideously uncomfortable as well you bastard.
Why am I binge watching the us office?>>
adventure time taught me how to deal with people who ask dumb questions
best of - mark corrigan